Sunday, September 20, 2009
WaLLs
Now, let's make this clear. I am not trying to make fun of a murder, or the death of an innocent woman. This case just sparks a little interest.
Ok, here we go.
How does one go about putting someone in a bloody wall, in a semi-public place???
Lets say I killed someone in Shippen, or Franklin, or Shearer. I don't see giant man sized holes in the walls big enough to stuff a body! Such holes would cause great alarm to the students attending classes in those buildings and they would be repaired immediately (I hope).
Scenario #2. I made the hole in the wall to stuff the body. First, where did you get the tools to demolish a man sized hole in a wall. Second, no one noticed a giant hole in the wall for five days??? If I went to Shippen for class and noticed a 4ft hole in the wall ANYWHERE, I would ponder investigating or exploring this orifice. Even if you put a poster or desk or cabinet over this alleged hole, the smell of a dead body would permeate into everything in less than 24hrs. Smell something dead... believe me, IT'S BAD!
Am I missing something here??? If I am, please tell me so I don't look like an idiot.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
BreAkING BaD


RuMBliNgS In MY TuMmy

I try to get a good mix of real food and dining hall food with as little fast food as humanly possible. Maybe after 3 years of eating Kriner Taco Salads, Reisner Meatloaf and Gravy, and CUB burgers and wraps... my body is just rejecting all university cooked meals. Oh well. Time to try to get to bed and "relieve some built up pressure" from the mid part out the back part. (Don't ask, it's late).
Monday, September 14, 2009
29'er Articles...

&
29'er "Test" also by Matt Pacocha (velonews.com)
Two interesting reads..... I can't really say much because I've never really ridden long distances (or at all) on a 29'er hardtail. But I would like to.... a lot!
I would take the second "test" with a grain of salt...
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Just In Case Facebook Blows Up...
Anyways, as I was saving them to my external hard drive (great invention, they are a great investment for backing up all your shit) and I came across some pics that, well, made me cry so I had to stop. I've never blogged about this issue before and I won't start now. But here are the pictures I got too..... (which are in about 650/1,500)





Tuesday, September 8, 2009
GolDen ShoWeRs
- A Stream in Caledonia
- On the Back Porch of Stone Ridge on a Gasoline Fire
- Off a 4th Story Balcony in Penn State
- In the Girls Bathroom in the PAC and Hershey Park (it was 3am)
- At most Collegiate Bike Races Out of State Behind a Tree
- Near the Bleachers on the Rec. Field before Band
- In My Pants in the Rain (Completely Wasted) Coming back from a Party Freshman Year
- A Coffee Cup on my way from Ocean City to Deep Creek, MD (5hr drive)
- In a Lake
- In the Ocean (many times)
- On a Building Wall in Baltimore
- In a Little Blue Cup at the Doctors
Side Note: My roommate has informed me that Taylor Swift is invited to the house this weekend. Fingers are crossed...
Saturday, September 5, 2009
W e E K E nD
No, the hamburger isn't a clever little alliteration for Hamburg (the town), It is because Hamburg has a Hamburger Festival! I had 2 delicious burgers today, and I didn't feel bad AT ALL! A brew with a burger would have been nice but the line was long.... like.... LONG.
In addition to the amazing burgers, had some french fries, a cople bites of water ice, and... Teaberry Ice Cream! It was perfect. There was also a show performed by Hawaiian dancers (some of which, can really shake their hoo has...) I also got a sweet pair of $2 shades from a nickle and dime store... they are pretty hip! Overall, had a GREAT day with Brielle, which is what I needed after some of the issues happening at Marching Band this past week.
There should be more festivals/town heritage parties. Europe has so much history that they have town festivals probably once a month for anything and everything. Free beer, good music, regional wine, dancing, costumes, history... I love it. They have 1,000's of years of history and can be responsible with heavy drinking. I'm jealous. I would LOVE to go to Germany for Oktoberfest... I guess I'll make that a lifetime goal, along with seeing The Collesium in Italy and attending a week of the Tour de France in France, and seeing a United match in Manchester or Arsenal in London.

Back to College Football.... I love watching a close match with ranked teams. I like watching games with teams that have things to lose. It makes it more interesting. Blow-outs are ok, but when #4 USC beats up on San Jose State University College Blah Blah Etc... it is a little sad. I do like watching a ranked team just fall apart though. A top 5 team losing to an unrated poop school from nowhere USA is amazing. Right now, I guess I'll return to Georgia and OK State... Let's. Go. PSU!
BTW! mark this day in history... SU won a football game. Woot!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Day 3 Academics
"There are two sides to the coin of freedom. On the one hand, there is enormous potential for prosperity and personal fulfillment; on the other are all the hazards of untrammeled opportunity and unfettered choice. Free markets can produce grinding poverty as well as spectacular wealth; unregulated industry can create dangerous levels of pollution as well as rapid rates of growth; and the unfettered drive for personal fulfillment can have disastrous effects on families and children. Rampant individualism does not bring with it sweet freedom; rather, it explodes in our faces and limits life's potential."
-Sylvia Ann Hewlett on how American Values of Freedom and Individualism are the root of some Social Problems.
Although she used "unfettered" twice in the same paragraph, it's very interesting.
Although I don't think our pursuit of freedom and individualism plays the most important part in creating social problems, there are some eyebrow raising little ideas in there.
I guess it also plays along with the idea that yes, we have freedom to say and write what we want (Thank You First Amendment), but we need to use these liberties wisely.
The morons who protest the war at Military Funerals or decide to go on religious crusades against gays in public telling everyone they are going to burn in hell are responsible for issues and upcoming limitations on freedom of speech. Let's be honest, there is a time and place for everything.
Justice Brennan said it best...
"It is poignant but fundamental that the flag protects those who hold it in contempt..."
ps, I can't find my SIGG water bottle..... I'm pissed.
Monday, August 31, 2009
I always miss the best stuff

Hello Again...

BICYCLING.... READY>>>>> GO!
1. I missed out on buying a $35 fixer-upper Cyclocross bike. It was an old steel frame "cross" type frame a lady was selling from her driveway. It was blue and just my size. Due to my hesitation and need for approval from Jon, I missed buying it by 2 hrs. sigh.
2. The good news about the last post is that I saved $35 which may be going toward a MTN bike. Yes, I said that correctly. I got a semi- offer for a Gary Fisher 29'er fully built used for a GREAT price. So great, I may pay more just to seal the deal. I would need a test ride tho.... Fingers are crossed at the moment.
3. The single speed is complete! Woot! Rode it to classes today! I was kind of calming just riding to campus this morning, not worrying about traffic, or parking, or getting a parking ticket. All I'm paranoid now about is it being stolen... or having a wheel stolen. Bitches better not steal my cool blue Pokemon cards from the wheels either!
One slight design flaw with the S.S. Blue Pearl though.... the gearing ratio is horrifically wrong for the hills to and from my house to campus. I think I have it in a 54/16 right now. Need to jump down to a 30ish something in the front and tighten my chain. (It will work for now).
4. Well, over the summer, I lost no weight. I didn't get in 100miles/week. I only went 3-4 days on long (1.5hr+ rides). And I didn't weight lift before my internship hrs at Mechanicsburg. I did manage to work, work, work, go on a long expensive vacation, see a Red Sox Game, and survive my 21st birthday. Overall, fun activities for the summer was a success.... Bicycling.... epic fail.
This became evident when I went out with Chop, Mike, and Jon the other day. I could barely keep up and it was suppose to be a recovery ride for them. Long story short (and please excuse the colorful language).... I'm fucked.
5. Let's lay out some goals for the upcoming week. I'm going to try to do this weekly and see how it goes.
For the Week: at LEAST 65 miles (hoping for 80+) /// Make it to both of the scheduled SU cycling training races
For the Month of September: LOSE WEIGHT! (at least 5-7 lbs) I'm hoovering around 200-205 now, I would like to be consistently around 190. /// Start a work out regiment 2-3 times a week for now, then up to 4-5 days a week in the winter.
For the Year: Work Hard all Fall and Winter. Get good miles in before it gets cold. In the winter, train on the trainer, run, lift, and get more involved in MTN biking. Then when Spring hits, start Collegiate as a Cat. D (Cat. 5) and try to place top 10, or even top 5 in a race other than a crit. (ps. I hate crits, love circuts, hate crits). I don't want to be peer pressured into jumping into Cat. C too early. 2-3 top 10 finishes in Cat. D will be my goal! woot!
Off to lunch now... today is the first day of my last year.... it's a bit depressing.
Monday, August 10, 2009
You Do WHAT???
I think of these options as I'm wandering aimlessly around Hershey Park like a soulless zombie.
I was also thinking. If someone told me that for the next 30ish years I would be working at Hershey Park as a Security Guard for the rest of my life... I would seriously consider riding the Super Duper Looper without the restraints. No, I'll go with the Great Bear... it's a little classier.
Anyways....... to my point. There are a LOT of things to do out there, and I have thought of a few jobs that would be amazing to have. Jobs that would make your classmates shit bricks at the 20th HS reunion when you tell them. Here we go....
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Celebrety Deaths....

Don't judge me, when you google image search "Amy Whinehouse" you will be thinking the SAME thing.... ha ha
Monday, August 3, 2009
MST3K


Saturday, August 1, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
King's Of Spain
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Sell Your Sunglasses On E-Bay....

Friday, July 17, 2009
livin' the dream
This is why it will still be a dream of mine to go to see a Premier League match in England....
Let me explain. This is a video of Liverpool taunting Chelsea. I don't think anyone likes Chelsea unless you are actually a fan. I am just impressed by the number of taunts that every team has for every other team, and creativity placed into these chants. I am a fan of Manchester United. I think it is so funny when they cheer on players... they basically take an old, bad song and add creative words. It's just amazing. I think I like "That Boy Ronaldo" the best.....
Mind Games...
But, in the Summer, I day dream about winter. I don't like the cold, but I fantisize about mountain biking (with my NON-exsistant mtn bike) around the dense woods, kicking up dirt and snow and listening to my gears menace in the silence of the dead woods. Even getting my favorite "cold" outfit on (UnderArmor, T-Shirt, PSU hoodie, and BDU Army Jacket, and Turtle Fur hat) and going out for a tramp through the woods. I hate the cold and freezing wind but even the TNR's were fun in almost arctic weather.
It's a vicious mind game that never stops. Believe me though when I say I'll take all the Summer mother nature decides to give us. Especially while I'm on the beautiful farm roads and mountain climbs around Ship this Fall.
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I applied to the PSP. I now realize that this is the only option I am considering at the moment. I think I have dropped the Grad School idea, DON'T want to be a corrections officer, Parole/Probation officer doesn't really strike my fancy, Local Police is ok, FBI/DEA requires experience.... I need to broaden my horizons. Maybe I'll stick to GIS and stay another year to get a minor. It would keep me in Ship and out of the "real world" at least.
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Ok, late night prediction. Mark this date. I, Cody Wertz, officially believe Alberto Contador is going to win the TDF. Lance... I believe he's going to 1-up you in the Alps. Anyone else think different? The way Lance and Contador swallowed up Cadel the other day (along with Cadel's weaker team) makes me feel as if he's not even in the running. Maybe Wiggins or Andy Schleck will just dominate and go up 4-5 mins.... yea.... probably not. Hell, maybe Cavendish will use his powerful legs and go through the mountain instead of over it.
goodnight
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Favorite Cavendish Videos...
Mark Cavendish TDF Stage 10 Post Interview
Can anyone say "awkward" / Cavendish
http://www.livestrong.com/lance-armstrong/video/cavgeorge-avi/40ba57d1-9445-4acd-aa75-325e8226f02f/
(SORRY, Embeded Video Not Working) /// So to be completely honest, this video is about pretty much nothing. A very interesting combo of riders and Lance seems to be on crack. I saw awkward because I love how you can tell Mark Cavendish is so uncomfortable. He's sandwiched in between two famous cyclists who have put in 8+ TDF's and he's being bombarded by Lance with obnoxious questions. I can't help but laugh. I also like how Mark is pretty much the fastest man on 2 wheels and he is still humble enough to brush it off.
Ok, why do I like this man.... I'm not a bandwagon person who only picks the best person while they're up and who drops them when the chips are down.


Sunday, July 12, 2009
Tell HIM your problems....

Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Just rubbish...
So, Project Upgrade was a success! A big thanks to Dr. Goates and his "Goat Cave" of bikes, bike parts, and bike tools. Bike specific tools... note to self, need to invest soon. (Pictures will appear soon).
Why not a complete success you ask? The old Front Derailleur wasn't exactly the man for the job, so it looks like I'm off to get a new one somewhere. It's the cheapest part, therefore I'm not too upset.
Back to my foul mood. It seemed like a great idea when I planned it all out last month. Work MWF 9-5, and T-R-Sun. 5:30-10:30. Then I would have off from Friday 5pm to Sunday 5:30pm. Well..... It is turning out to be a disaster:
*My lovely girlfriend works mornings and has off Mondays (and weekends). I work all Monday, and she has to be in at 7am Tuesday.
*There is a big SMVC/YBR/SHIP challenge this month, but it is all on Thursday nights... I work at 5:30.
*I liked riding the Ironmasters TT series that Mark Lasser and YBR host, but they are on Thursday or Tuesday nights.
*There is the annual TNR (Tuesday Night Race) that Dr. Goates has instrumented and is usually a lot of fun....... again..... Tuesday nights is no good.
On TOP of all this, I missed online Reg. for the Mt. Nebo Road Race by a day or two and there isn't anything else good for weeks. I could go out to the Tour de Toona, but that is over my Birthday weekend. UGHHHHHHHHHHH just rubbish.
I might join the HBC next monday for their Hershey Ride... woot! riding with people again.
I've ridden so much alone this summer I should be a TT MASTER! ha ha... in a sad way.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
TdF Stage1 TT
1. Congrats Fabian Cancellara... a little predictable though, especially after the win at TdCali. I'm guessing it was the Gold Pedals.
2. Lance... Great Job, can't wait till the mountains. I think him and KlOden going to lead Alberto or Levi to victory up the climbs. Maybe.....
3. 4 of the Top 10 fastest times today were by Team Astana riders. Their Team TT (TTT) is going to be INSANELY FAST!
4. Lance's bike.... reminded me of the Bat Mobile for some reason, that mate black! I liked.
5. Alberto, Awesome custom Spanish kit - Awesome custom bike paint job - Awesome Time... liked it all.
6. Saw David Zabriskie warming up with a Captain America mask on and has Captain America's shield painted on his rear wheel.... I like the spirit. I guess I'm just jealous. If I were that good, I would probably do something that crazy as well.
7. A big BOOOOOOOOOOO goes out to Velonews.com. You can't copy, paste, or save any pictures anymore! BOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
8. Tomorrow... I'll be up at 8:30 am watching for Cavendish. 4th from last today... that means he's saving energy for tomorrow's sprint! woot.