You Do WHAT???

I've been thinking about career choices lately. PSP, D.E.A., Probation, Local Police, ?

I think of these options as I'm wandering aimlessly around Hershey Park like a soulless zombie.

I was also thinking. If someone told me that for the next 30ish years I would be working at Hershey Park as a Security Guard for the rest of my life... I would seriously consider riding the Super Duper Looper without the restraints. No, I'll go with the Great Bear... it's a little classier.

Anyways....... to my point. There are a LOT of things to do out there, and I have thought of a few jobs that would be amazing to have. Jobs that would make your classmates shit bricks at the 20th HS reunion when you tell them. Here we go....

Elephant Trainer

Professional Surfer

Beer Taster

Airplane Test Pilot

Skydive Instructor

National Geographic Wildlife Photographer

Ice Cream Flavor Inventor

Skyscraper Window Washer

Symphony Director

Skateboard Graphic Design Artist

Alaskan Fishing Guide

Blood Diamond Runner

Paid Civil War Historian/Researcher/Re-enactor

Coyote Ugly Bartender

Rock Band Groupie

Image Consultant to TV Personalities

Playboy Photographer ;)

Shrimp Boat Captain

Sneaker Designer

Hippopotamus Feeder at the Zoo

Antique Painting Restorer

anyone else have any?

Personally, I think it would be insanely cool to be a National Geographic Photographer or a Graphic Design Artist for Bikes or Clothes. Maybe I'll move to Puerto Rico and own a tobacco plantation or go to the Himalayas and be a Mountain Goat Hunting Guide...